Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Pooper Reese


Hi People of earth and beyond


Its me again, writing about Piper Reese. In this case make it POOPER Reese. Piper, like you know is just a stuck up snob who thinks shes all cool because "OOH SHE GETS TO MEET CELEBS!!! OMG not :P Shes not pretty and shes not cool and shes (like you already know) a spoiled brat. But The Super Girls in Town, they should be more famous then "Pooper" Reese and they should be meeting celebrities and be in hollywood and etc. You guys should realize once people hear about this : PIPERS PICKS WILL BE HISTORY! And people will go to thesupergirlsintown website! Contact me at: secret.identity56@gmail.com and ask me any questions you want!!!



Adios Amigos and Amigas


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What's cool, what's drool



Hello People





Once again I am writing about Piper Reese. And today's title is: What's cool, What's drool. And I'm pretty sure you all know what I'm talking about. Well if you don't heres what I'm talking about: iCarly ,The Super Girls in town and etc. is cool. But PipersPicks is drool.


Why is iCarly,The Super Girls in Town and (YOU GUESSED IT) Never Watch Pipers Picks cool:


iCarly is cool because...


#1. iCarly has awesome segments.


#2. iCarly has a cool studio


#3. iCarly is more popular than...YOU GUESSED IT! Pipers Picks!!! :)


The Super Girls in Town is cool because...


#1. The segments are cool


#2. Lauren and Émilie are funny


#3. Lauren and Émilie are actually PRETTY

Never Watch Pipers Picks is cool because...

#1. It tells the real truth about Piper

#2. It tells you why not to go online to Pipers Picks

#3. ITS COOLER THAN PIPERS PICKS


Heres the daily cool/drool chart





Cool:


iCarly


The Super Girls in Town

and...YOU GUESSED IT!!!! Never Watch Pipers Picks!

Drool:

PipersPicks


One last thing before I finish this text:

Go online to:


iCarly.com




But DO NOT go online to


PipersPicks.tv

IT'S BAD! ITS A NO-NO!

Well Thanks for listening

Ciao


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PipersPicks.lame


Hello again!!!!

I am writing about Pipers Picks again!!! And now i'll be talking about that PipersPicks is lame! I mean Piper is just a diva and a spoiled brat who gets everything she wants and gets to invterview celebrities. Shes not that pretty and shes not that cool and how she got to have a webshow, well that was just unexpected. And who would want to watch a webshow about a brat who gets everything that she wants i mean really. Soon, PipersPicks will be history.

Over and out.

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What really happend...


Hello again.


Here I am sitting infront of the computer writing about Pipers Picks. Well I bet a lot of people would like to know what really happend. Well lucky for them, I know! Piper told her dad to give her dads good friend (the guy who works with tv stars and celebrities) a call or leave a message for him. Well, people, the first time Pipers dad asked if Piper could interview TV stars and celebrities, his friend said: "NO WAY". But then Piper told her dad to threaten his friend if her didn't let his "precious little angel Piper" interview celebs then he would sue him, and Mr. Reese had the right to sue him. And her dad actually listened to her. No offense Mr. Reese but you are dumber than cheese. So long story Short: Her dad threatend his friend that he would sue him, so his friend had no choice. Once people hear about this they will be stunned and once and for all People will finally realize this Pipers Picks, is a joke.

Keep on checking your computers for more posts.

Keep watching


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Why People watch Pipers Picks


Hello viewers.

Once again, its me,writing about Piper Reese. But now I am talking about why people watch Pipers Picks. People watch Pipers Picks because Piper gets to interview celebs. And gets to interview Tv stars and blah blah blah!! It's very annoying how a little 8 year old could meet celebrities and famous people, while other teenagers cant even get lets say: Miley Cyrus's autograph or the Jonas brothers autograph. But its not all about meeting stars and interviewing them. If people knew why she gets to inteview them, the viewers would say: "Woa". Shes really just a spoiled little Princess who gets to meet celebs and interviews them and gets everything that she wants.
No one knows that...but the will soon thanks to me.
I'll keep you posted.

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Little Miss Pop sensation


Hello again fellow viewers.

Once again here I am writing about the scoop about Piper Reese. Piper was just an average girl until one day "BAM!" she became canda's next number one most viewed webshow. Well i'll tell you all how that happend. One day Piper Reese (average normal girl) was watching iCarly on tv and she got up and said "I wanna do a famous webshow like iCarly and I want to meet celebrities". Well it doesn't always work that way. You don't always get what you want. Mostly you don't get what you want. But Piper started a webshow called: Pipers Picks TV, where Piper talked about TV shows and celebrities. At first, no one was watching it. But she had her dads friend (who worked with television stars) emailed all of pipers friends and talked to celebrities about meeting them and interviewing them and "VOILA!" they said yes and thats why today, Piper Reese is a big Pop sensation. But she was just lucky that her dads good friend worked with televion stars and celebrities. What if her dad didn't even know that guy? Would she still be hollywoods Big Superstar? Well to find out, keep on looking at this site daily to find out. Stay tuned


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The "not so famous" Piper Reese


Hey fellow viewers.
You all think that Piper has popstar qualities right? WRONG! Piper is just a big snob who's lucky people watch her webshow. I got inside scoop that she got one of her agents to spread the deets about how piper started a webshow. And shes only 8 years old for crying out loud! She shouldn't even be meeting celebrities. And shes just lucky that her agent started spreading deets about her webshow i mean shes only 8. She shouldn't even be making a webshow and meeting celebrities. I've seen a webshow called: The Super Girls in Town and their names are Émilie Corbett and Lauren Hornig and they do great webcast and funny comedy. They atleast deserve to meet celebrities
Well thats all the deets for now. I'll keep you posted

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